Your Quick and Easy Guide to "How to Lose a Girl on a Blind Date"

You've seen the movie "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days"? In my opinion, that is just too easy. Anyone can run someone off in ten days! So let's up the anty.

Here I have for you the perfectly designed formula of "How to Lose a Girl on a Blind Date". These steps have been tested and proven as a sure-fire way to drive that girl away.

10. Show up thirty minutes late and then blame the girl for giving you wrong directions.

9. Wear clothing appropriate for a man 25 years older than you.

8. Call the girl the day of the date and ask her out AGAIN as if it were the first time.

7. Laugh hysterically when your date tells you the sad story of how her neighbor's house burnt to the ground.

6. Do not under any circumstances open doors for her, allow her to go walk ahead of you through doorways, or order first.

5. When talking of spiritual convictions, play devil's advocate and put your date on the spot. And don't ever let up.

4. Outright REFUSE to answer a questions when you do not know the answer.

3. On the way to the restaurant, try to run as many red lights and get into as many accidents as possible.

2. When talking of pop culture, admit that you only listen to Country and Western music (old school country, we're talking Dolly Parton here, folks).

1. Burst out in nervous giggles at inappropriate moments but NEVER at the girl's geniunly funny comments.

There you have! And just in case you were wondering, I'm living proof this formula WORKS!