Does Your Nose Know You?

Another snow day (ice, really) has afforded me the chance to watch the extra segments of morning news. Lucky I did, or else how in the world would I have known that I'm shouting certain personality traits to the world simply by showing them my NOSE. Good Morning America has opened my eyes (er, nose?).

OK, so here is a list of the supposed characteristics that you can read from a person’s nose type -

• Bulbous tip: You have a preoccupation with saving.
• Small tip: You do not consider money important.
• Flared nostrils: You are a big spender and an adventurous risk-taker.
• Long nose: Routine work is not your speciality.
• Short nose: You have a talent for old-fashioned, hard work; but you crave emotional stability.
• Broad nose: You have stability and a purposeful nature, and a powerful sex drive.
• Long and narrow nose: You are intelligent, witty and engaging.
• Long and broad nose: You have lots of staying power and concentration.
• Fat nose: You are optimistic and are usually good in business.
• Ski-jump nose: You are intuitive.
• Arched: You are elegant and creative.

I don't know. I'm actually having trouble figuring out which of those noses I have. What do you think? What kind of personality do you have and is your nose accurately portraying you?